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No Peace Underground – Samsara (01.28.2023) (Wrestling Review)

No Peace Underground

Samsara

Orlando, Florida

Jan. 28th, 2023

 

Singles Match
Treehouse Lee vs. Marcus Mathers

The camera cuts and angles here are horrendous. A decent opening match with some good spots. Sadly though you miss a lot of it because of this. 

2 / 5

Pure Violence Title Qualifying Match
Alex Kane vs. Robert Martyr

This was a Pure Rules match which I find strange for a promotion like this. It wasn’t anything special or that good really. Dragged on quite a bit. 

1.5 / 5

Six Way Samsara Scramble Match
Chelsea Durden vs. Zicky Dice vs. KiLynn King vs. Tye Hyll vs. Drake Xavier vs. Killbilly vs. Ozzy Kilmeister

Once this stopped being your generic scramble and they made it a deathmatch it became better. End spot with dude being on fire for too long was dumb though as no one put him out instantly. 

2 / 5

Devil’s Big Red Dick Death Match (Special Referee: Angel Metro)
Lindsay Snow vs. Jimmy Lloyd

A Markus Crane tribute match. Decent enough match, both Jimmy and Snow are good in deathmatches. Horribly lame ending though. 

2.5 / 5

Death Match
Mad Man Pondo vs. AJ Gray

A fine deathmatch when you could actually see it. Saying that either 3 out of 4 sides of the ring were too dark or the camera missed some of the biggest spots here. 

2 / 5

Death Match
Alex Xcean vs. JJ Allin

Most of this match was just typical dumb Escobar spots. Boring and it dragged on. 

1 / 5

Tag Team Hardcore Match
Jamie Senegal & Joey Janela vs. BestBros (Baliyan Akki & Mei Suruga)

Another match that dragged on for too long. A few decent moments but god this could have been half its time. 

1 / 5

Six Man Tag Team Death Match
Parrow, Sawyer Wreck & SHLAK vs. 44OH! (Atticus Cogar, Bobby Beverly & Eric Ryan)

A fine main event death match but nothing special. A lot of stuff to stuff into a 10 minute match. Parrow still isn’t good though. Sucks that they put so much interference and story stuff into this match when it didn’t feel like it mattered. 

2.5 / 5

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