You can’t make this shit up. Limp Bizkit’s Fred Durst wants to do the unthinkable and take over Twitter. Well, run it, anyway, and possibly not be so incompetent. As you’re likely well aware, current CEO Elon Musk is doing the best possible job at tanking both the social media platform as well the stock of Tesla. It would be hilarious if he weren’t promoting extremely dangerous disinformation and giving back platforms to some equally dangerous accounts, but his gross incompetence since running Twitter has seen some Grade A trolling, at least.
Anyway, Durst is apparently looking to get this show, well, rollin’. Possibly in an Urban Assault Vehicle, but more likely in one of the Air Raid variety. The good news is that he hasn’t revealed his compensation needs, but it’s likely he’d assume the CEO role in exchange for some Nookie. Take a look around, all the signs are there anyway.
