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XPW “Problematic” (06.24.2023) (Wrestling Review)

XPW

Problematic

Pomona, California

June 24th, 2023

 

XPW Women’s Title Match
Ludark Shaitan (c) vs. Mazzerati

Very basic opening match. Ludark got some blood but that was about it. 

1.5 / 5

XPW FITE TV Title Match
Kat Martini (c) vs. MAGA Munch

A joke of a match. 

0.01 / 5

Death Match
Mecha Wolf vs. Rob Shit

Another boring match really. Neither guys did anything worth watching really. 

1 / 5

Death Match
Big Joe vs. Judge Joe Dred

Joe Dred here was bloody beyond belief. His back took a different level of hurt. This was a nonstop tube fest bloodbath pretty much. 

3.75 / 5

Singles Match
Tessa Blanchard vs. Becky Hate

God this match was horrible. It dragged on forever and the crowd kept dying out and commentary was trying to hype the match as being so much better than it was. It was slow and moves looked horrible and Tessa maybe has ring rust because this was an awful return for her. 

.75 / 5

Death Match
MAGA Butcher vs. Dirty Ron

Another terrible match. Slow and sluggish. Best part was Necro hitting Ron and legit busting him open with a punch. 

.75 / 5

XPW King Of The Death Matches Title Match
SHLAK (c) vs. Lou Nixon

This match was just accident after accident. Tubes didn’t break and did break when they shouldn’t, they were like slipping with each other, tables didn’t break, it was bad. This was a bloodbath though but just wasn’t anything great. 

2.5 / 5

XPW World Heavyweight Title Puerto Rican Street Fight
Alex Colon (c) vs. Bestia 666

This got better as it went. Just wasn’t really a great match. Few decent spots and Colon bled but Bestia doesn’t move great and this match didn’t really flow well. 

2 / 5

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