XPW “We Are Not Your Kind” (01.21.2023) (Wrestling Review)

A boring pre show match. Both guys moved with zero speed here and even the light tube spots were boring. 

.5 / 5

Not a fan of the ore match promos by either guy at all. Felt just empty really. The match itself was fine. Moved along nicely but never was super impressive at all. 

2.5 / 5

Some sick but not out of the ordinary spots here. Not very bloody or fast paced even for a deathmatch though. 

1.5 / 5

Some good spots here but a slow and sluggish deathmatch. It never felt like it reached a point of excitement really. 

1.5 / 5

A really good bloodbath of a match. Tons of light tubes and both Joe and Drake were just bleeding a ton. Joe is one of the hottest newer guys and Drake here showed why he was a top deathmatch guys years ago. 

4 / 5

A slow and sluggish match that just never became exciting. Masada isn’t so great in ring anymore and this dragged on for far too long with a horrible finish.

A handful of big dumb spots that between them didn’t flow that well. The chainsaw bit too was beyond dumb as well as there’s no chain and it just looks dumb to begin with. 

2 / 5

A decent bloody match here. Some good moves with the tubes carving each other up. It was just a slower feeling match that never hit the excitement too much. 

2.5 / 5

 This had its moments of fun but it was overall messy and not always in a good way. Maga Butcher is a horrendous gimmick here but Necro bled a ton especially when he went through the barbed wire. Horrible ending here though for the match. 

2.5 / 5