So what’s the next best thing besides death metal? Alcohol! And what’s after that? Bacon! Well alcohol makes everything better, and just makes death metal sexier than it already is. But listening to death metal heightens the bacon-consuming experience. So I shall list the ten best death metal songs to listen to while eating bacon (and including this ridiculous picture of me) and hopefully you’ll all be eating bacon and/or listening to death metal while reading.
10. Cattle Decapitation – A Living, Breathing Piece of Defecating Meat (I’m terrible)
9. Exhumed – The Matter of Splatter
8. The Black Dahlia Murder – I’m Charming
7. Carcass – Corporal Jigsore Quandry
6. The Faceless – XenoChrist (once again I’m terrible)
5. Havok – Worse than War (Okay they’re thrash metal, not death metal. But I fucking love this band. And their bassist is extremely attractive.)
4. Cannibal Corpse – A Skull Full of Maggots
3. Deicide – In the Minds of Evil
2. Cannibal Corpse – The Wretched Spawn
1. Death – Denial of Life
