Looking to add some laughter and lightheartedness to your end-of-year celebrations? How about introducing funny superlative awards for high school students? These fun awards for students can bring a smile to everyone’s faces and create lasting memories. Here are some hilarious superlative award ideas to consider for your fun awards ceremony!
Lights, camera, action! Get ready for the ultimate student celebration! At the end of the year, we roll out the red carpet and award our outstanding stars with the coveted ‘Oscars’. Let the show begin!
Funny Awards for Students
Best-In-Class Snoozer
This one is pretty self-explanatory… This award is proudly given to the most artful in-class sleeper. The winner of this prestigious award is often quite easy to miss; their in-class snoozing has reached near impeccable heights. Legend has it, the recipient of this award flew to Japan to have special contact lenses made, lenses which cover their eyelids and give the appearance that they’re… wide awake! On the more difficult days, when this winner doesn’t quite feel like donning their special lenses, you might spot them donning some sweet shades. They always make sure to tell the professor and everybody in class—”yeah… I have a pretty bad case of pinkeye, and my doctor recommended I wear these to keep from scratching.” Your craftiness is unmatched, you class-snoozing legend… here’s to you.
Best Fake “Yeah That Makes Perfect Sense” Head Nod
Just like the in-class snoozer, the recipient of this award often flies under the radar. That’s just because… well, their fake nodding has reached an extreme level of proficiency. Often the winner of this award sits as close as possible to the professor and makes unwavering (and kinda creepy!) eye contact with him or her. It doesn’t really matter what the professor is droning on about, either. Even in the most obscure of cases—even when the anthropology professor is speaking about the sublimination of the neo-nubile anthropomorphization of eccentrically loaded quasi-cultured spaces—this champ gives a killer of an “oh yes… that makes perfect sense” nod. Even though their grades might not reflect the dedication of their head and neck muscles, you’ve gotta hand it to them. Here’s to you, you world-class nodder.
Best in Pulling Random Words Out of Their Butt
Did they really just say that? What the hell did they say? Wherever sentences like this are heard, you can bet your booty that this prize recipient is not out of earshot. Note that there is indeed a profound difference between this dedicated recipient and those who genuinely know the meanings of the obscure words they use. The winner of this prize is a different breed entirely—they take an unmatched amount of pride in their ability to bullsh*t the crap out of everybody and anybody they possibly can. When they’re not in the classroom, this recipient can be found googling “top 100 weirdest words” and ensuring that they don’t read any of their actual meanings. When English class rolls around Monday morning, it’s showtime, baby—it’s this prize recipient’s time to shine. Just be sure not to ever question or call this recipient out on their word usage; they’re not the kind to give up their act gently!
Best “Actually…” Annoying Kid
Unlike the in-class snoozer and the compulsive head-nodder, the winner of this award is hard not to miss. This is the kind of guy or girl that makes everybody want to gauge their eyes out with rusty icepicks; you’ve gotta seriously hand it to ‘em! The “Actually…” kid is unbelievably adept at getting on both the students’ and the professor’s nerves and the winner of this prize can often be seen arguing with the professor in the hallway after class. “Actually, Mrs. Stevens… the theory you’re discussing has been dismissed through a linear-regression study conducted in the late eighties… what you’re referring to needs to be revised!” Even if this prize winner is “actually” right… everybody around them is sufficiently annoyed to where it doesn’t really matter. Here’s to you, you inglorious bastard (or b*tch).
Best in Somehow Passing the Test
This prize recipient may just simultaneously be the most loved and the most hated. This is the student who takes a month-long “leave of absence” to Turks and Caicos, leaves halfway through class to “go check on something,” is nowhere to be seen when everybody is teaming up for final’s week study marathons… and yet… strolls in on test day and blows everybody away. You’re not even sure if this prize recipient is even “that smart” or if they might have just worked out an under-the-table deal with the Dean instead. But either way, there’s something impressive about this prize recipient. Nobody else could ever pull such a thing off. Here’s to you, you bona fide secret agent of a student!
In a world where learning meets laughter, celebrating student achievements with fun awards at year’s end is a stellar idea. It fosters motivation, builds camaraderie, and creates lifelong memories. So why not spice up the festivities with a touch of excitement and engage an essay writing service to craft personalized award descriptions? Let the joyous applause continue!
