2023 truly is Bizarro World. Heavy music is making waves in the mainstream, nu-metal is huge again (though it never really left), and Attila’s Fronzilla – ever a target for controversy – is running for political office. Yes, he’s apparently serious, the same dude who writes songs about pizza and Playstations wants to obtain the highest office in the USA.
We must reiterate, he’s apparently quite serious about this. He’d assuredly be the first President Of The United States to admit he’s a “bad motherfucker, not a fucking role model”, at least. He’d also be the first President ever to have a face tattoo, so there’s that. The roasts of Fronzilla have been absolutely hilarious, though, mainly revolving around the Libertarian Party and certain…laws. He’s also not even old enough to run for the Presidency, though he would be 35 years of age at a possible swearing-in ceremony. Oh, and The Punk Rock MBA – who recently came under fire for inviting a far-right guest on his podcast and gives platforms to other lightning rods for controversy like Ronnie Radke – also wants to be his VP. Truly Bizarro World.
None of this is "punk rock". https://t.co/sxErZGHTF6 pic.twitter.com/5h9fdaitSH
— headlikeahole (@BradleyDillon12) June 11, 2023
None of this is "punk rock". https://t.co/sxErZGHTF6 pic.twitter.com/5h9fdaitSH
— headlikeahole (@BradleyDillon12) June 11, 2023
I formally accept @FRONZ1LLA 's offer to serve as Vice President of The Scene 🇺🇸🦅 https://t.co/D26hvpcHEY
— Finn McKenty (@thepunkrockmba) September 4, 2023
HAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED https://t.co/l8RGbeYtwi pic.twitter.com/BfkMZcW1yN
— ben 3.0 (@higherxdesign) September 4, 2023
about a year ago this dude was nonstop liking my instagram stories for weeks straight like a fucking creep https://t.co/sgxLJz43Jp
— pepto abysmal (@sweeetnstrange) September 5, 2023
oh boy, can't wait to elect the guy that wrote "i'm a bad motherfucker not a fucking role model fuck church hit a bong then go smash a fucking bottle yeah got a few sluts that help me roll a few blunts and they never question me because they know i hate cunts" to public office! https://t.co/zbbcN44pHj
— Nina | LNDN + INDY | Winterbloom Woman🌈💖🦋💐 (@pyrexthottie) September 5, 2023
the fuck are his policies? he knows the president doesn't control age of consent laws right? https://t.co/SlRbGI5bEX
— H3 LOVECRAFT (@licknord) September 5, 2023
crazy that i knew this was coming. like i knew i could make this joke and knew it would land for almost a month somehow!?being me is crazy tbh. pic.twitter.com/8W6BlCR0fL
— H3 LOVECRAFT (@licknord) September 5, 2023
crazy that i knew this was coming. like i knew i could make this joke and knew it would land for almost a month somehow!?being me is crazy tbh. pic.twitter.com/8W6BlCR0fL
— H3 LOVECRAFT (@licknord) September 5, 2023
